i was “vacuumed” out of my mamasita on 4/15/89. it’s crazy, we make other humans; yeah i can’t wait for that day. i grew up in portland, drinking rain drops and beating bongos with the hippies. we moved to idaho when i was 12 ish? i can’t remember exactly, all the potatoes fog my recollection. i learned to love the smell of alfalfa and horse poo. logan, utah is my current home. i am enamored with my sugar daddy who i convinced to put up with my daily dance parties on jan 3 2013.

this blog is my attempt to share everything that makes my cheeks hurt from smiling